Posted 11 hours ago

Evan Peters + AHS

(Source: huhcoob)

Posted 11 hours ago

trickortreatingcas:

Heather it took me about an hour and a half but I found you.

On Akinator.

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Omg no way… I can not believe this happened xD

Posted 1 day ago

almostjosiah:

So not that into Dell Toledo so far.

Posted 1 day ago
teacuplcuis:


221b-bag-end:

liquid-meth-addict:

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

This is tumblr, 90% of everyone will actually reblog…

I think you think you’re on Facebook bc like everyone I know on here will reblog this

teacuplcuis:

221b-bag-end:

liquid-meth-addict:

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

This is tumblr, 90% of everyone will actually reblog…

I think you think you’re on Facebook bc like everyone I know on here will reblog this

Posted 1 day ago

thechristmaspatch:

thechristmaspatch:

thechristmaspatch:

thechristmaspatch:

#OH MY GOD ARE WE GONNA GET THE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN AGAIN?

DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE! CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER SO I HOPE YOU’LL COUNT DOWN WITH ME!!!

CHECK OUT DAYS 80-71!

WITH JUST 70 DAYS TO GO UNTIL CHRISTMAS THERE IS STILL TIME FOR YOU TO EARN $18,000 FOR DOING ALMOST NOTHING! SO GET IN BED AND EARN THOSE DOLLARS NOW!!!

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TODAY MARKS JUST 69 DAYS LEFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY HERE THAT WILL BE FUNNY ENOUGH OR APPROPRIATE ENOUGH IN ANY WAY SO I’M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS

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WANT TO DIE ON MARS BEFORE CHRISTMAS? WITH 68 DAYS TO GO THERE IS STILL TIME!!! WHY ARE ALL THESE THINGS RELATED TO SPACE??

Posted 1 day ago

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda)

Posted 1 day ago
obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

Posted 1 day ago

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash)

Posted 1 day ago
  1. *watches a movie*
  2. *sees a dog*
  3. me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
Posted 1 day ago

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.